Friday, 7 September 2012

Oh Noes! Woodworth's Wank Will Now Pass for Sure!

This is so awesome I had to share.

As someone I know says, this is awesome with awesome sauce.

First, there was the cunning teaser for something mysteriously named Pass 312.

Then today, as promised, the Big Reveal.

It's hot off the presses and not up on their site yet.

Watch and marvel.

How to PASS 312 from OpenEye Creative Lab. on Vimeo.


The brilliant strategy! The majestic simplicity! The stunning production values! The Amerikan spelling!

Two steps to victory: 1) Pray and 2) Phone.

Sheer genius.

But it requires immediate attention.

Having been in some kinda Kristian rapture since Woodworth's Wank first appeared on the horizon on December 21, 2011, these junior fetus fetishists urge their fellows to get on the case from September 17 to 25, because, you see, the vote is to be held on September 26!

Get on your knees now!

I don't know about you, DJ! readers. This is just so crazy -- and brilliant -- it may work. I am officially skert now.


ADDED: Of course the Abortion Rights Coalition of Canada has had all these tools and more available for months.




10 comments:

CanNurse said...

Hey! Nice of them to share the MP's phone numbers! THANKS for this!! Sharing w. all our Cdn pro-choicers!!

CanNurse said...

THANKS for this! Sharing madly w. all our Cdn pro-choice groups! And I thought it was nice of them to give us all the MP's phone numbers... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Why are they phoning? God is omnipotent. Prayer should be enough.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It's not awesome UNLESS it has awesome sauce on it.
~

Godel Noodle said...

Why are they even praying? God is omniscient.

Anonymous said...

The fetus fetishists would be better served using that pray-phone coin to buy a clue.

k'in

JJ said...

I almost feel sorry for them ("almost" is the key word).

I watched their "man on the street interview" video -- supposedly fetus fetishist approaches 4 total strangers on the street to talk about M312 and by sheer jolly happenstance they all turn out to be anti-choice. The real tell that it's fake is when they start spewing anti-choice talking points like "I think future generations will look back on our society as barbaric".

Yeah, RIGHT.

Anonymous said...

The guy in the video apparently has a two-second attention span, since he can't go longer than that without looking down at what is no doubt a printed copy of his spiel. Nice to know that this is the level of movitation of Canada's antis.

Bukko Canukko said...

Reich-wingers in the U.S. criticize President Hopey for using a Teleprompter. But watching this buffoon look down so often to read the script he's holding reminds me of why a 'prompter is a good idea. These morans' production values are as moronic as their ideology.

JJ said...

Ha! I wondered what he was looking at. I should have known.

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